Filler news name that doesn't really mean much in regards to the actual post.

2017-09-24 00:27:36 by Collio

Sometimes I wonder how far you can run a joke into the ground before everybody hates you and you have to go to a different town because nobody likes you and that's not a fun thing to have happen to you because nobody likes nobody liking you and why are eagles basically the mascot of America? I mean how did that happen and why, Why would someone look at that one dumb bird and just say "yep, that's America." Oh wait I could probably just google that because this isn't google or yahoo answers or anything like that why am I asking a question like that here, why am I even typing this why am I wasting my time trying to type this for absolutely no reason I don't need to do this I could be doing better things with life life, I could get a job and have friends and ger a girlfriend I am so lonely please help me and why am I still here, complaining about life problems that don't even effect you because you're a handsome, strong, smart, funny, weird, romantic man and I don't know why I'm not going out and getting a boyfriend and/or a girlfriend like you have like why would I waste my time wasting my time wasting my time wasting my time wasting my wasting my time wasting my time wasting my time here and making repeating sentences like this one that keep repeating like this one that keep repeating like this one that keep repeating like this one someone please stop this madness I really need to stop this I am just trying to write this as fast as possible with no regard for quality or content or even intelligence or should I say type because I'm not writing this with a pen and paper or a pencil and wall or some other medium that you can use to write things I am using a keyboard to type this, a standard QWERTY keyboard that's built into my laptop that I hate and I should get a new computer instead of just wasting my time dealing with this stupid thing but I can't get a new computer cause I have no money and I need to get a job like a said before but I won't becuase I'm a lazy bitch for the 50th time why am I still wasting my time typing this why will I not get out of this chair and do things that could benefit me also I must say congratulations for getting this far into this stupid and retarded newspost that I am writing or should I say typing because I'm using a keyboard for this and not a brush and Ford Focus and back on topic congrats for getting this far unless you skimmed and only saw the congratulations because you are a self-centered son of a bitch who only looks for self gratification like my father that bitch will die alone for what he did to me and my brother but whatever he's just a stupid old man too afraid to change his ways and be a good person.

So how what your day? mine was great and I eat Coco Puffs for breakfast and some Chicken nuggets for lunch and then some Twix and then some Starbursts and then I eat some white rice and cheesy chicken for dinner also I listened to a lot of music such as Paint it, Black by The Rolling Stones and Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes, also One For The Vine by Genesis did I tell you how cool Genesis is? They make really good songs I found them after hearing Misunderstanding on the radio and then I listening to No Reply At All when I was arguing in chat so it was ruined for me for a while but it's all cool now also I wanted to mention some cool dudes that are cool and awesome and there is three of them I will mention and they are NeonSpider CoolBerries and Boss they are neat people and fun to talk to if you are also a cool dude and you probably aren't reading this because it's so long and intimidating and you might skim if you are like the bravest man in the world or just really boring or have a lot of free time I don't even remember when I started writing this damn stupid thing why am I still doing this I have other things to do this isn't helping me or you and nobody is even going to read this is there even a limit to how many characters a news post can have?

Oh my god I have typed so many letters and this is getting really long why the fuck am I not stopping this I really need to stop this is getting out of hand I have typed so much yet have so much more to say nothing matters anymore we are all just going to die whyyyyyyyy ammmmm IIIIIII doing thisssssssssssssssssss.


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CollioCollio

2017-09-24 11:30:46

Holy shit what was I on last night?


BoxerBraydogBoxerBraydog

2017-09-25 12:22:24

I wonder what happens if I just type and never stop typing...
-Collio before writing all this.
Also, bad day?

Collio responds:

My name isn't Collin but that was my intention.

And actually no, that day was pretty good before I started writing it.

I just wrote nonsense and kept writing and writing until I was out of ideas, I'll probably try something like this again at some point but try to make it even longer.